Monday, January 23, 2012

Holy stupid quote batman

"Last month, Admiral Habibollah Sayyari, commander of the Iranian navy, claimed that closing the Strait would be "easy," adding: "As Iranians say, it will be easier than drinking a glass of water." " Source 

That's an actual quote.  "it will be easier than drinking a glass of water."  My IQ just dropped 20 points by reading the worlds stupidest saying.

Monday, December 12, 2011

CJ's top 5 must have android Apps.

First off - I know most people have their own list of apps they they need or don't need.  These are 5 apps that I can't live without.  No matter how many times I need a new phone due to them breaking, or upgrades, these are the ones I download everytime.. no matter what.

I shall burninate the Applications.
1. Advanced Task Killer (Free or Pro) - This is available on in the Market Place.  What makes this App sooo necessary?  Well - battery life.  What lots of people do know.. and lots of people don't know, is that applications on the Android device, don't EVER always close themselves, even when you think they're closed.  Not only do they not close, sometimes they're up and running AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT.  This current vampire craze that everyone's into?  Yeah, your phone has like 100+ battery vampires that start running, and you have no idea.  Either way - this app has an ignore list function that works quite well, and it's a 1 button push makes closing everything that's open real easy... unfortunately it will just open back up seconds after.. but you'll FEEL better.

2. Amazon App Store - I know what you're thinking... how can one of your top 5 apps be a place to download apps?  Simple.  You need to download it on your phone to use it.  Once you do - it gives you one paid for app a day for FREE.  I got documents to go.. full version (Usually 14.99) for free.. all because I check once a day to see if the "free app of the day" is worth it.  Usually it's not, this time it was.

 3. GPS Share - Have you ever been out and not sure exactly where you were.. but needed someone to meet you?  Well instead of saying, "I'm on this street", you can send someone YOUR EXACT LOCATION.  If they have a smart phone - they can just click on the link in the message, and their phone will GUIDE THEM TO YOU.  No more "Hey, no I'm wearing a white shirt, to the left of that weird house where the guy watches us out his windows".  None of that.  Just "Hey, you can find my exact coordinates, here they are (plus or minus 1 - 3 meters for GPS accuracy)".  BAM.



4. Amazon MP3/Google Music - I am a bit of a music nut.  Simply put, I can download all the music I can purchase off Amazon MP3, and upload all the music I want to Google Music to access it anywhere.  I know this is technically two apps, but you can buy/download and upload to both applications / websites, so I am counting it as one.

 5. Texts From Last Night - This app is hilarious.  It helps to pass many hours of boredom at work if you have it. 

Monday, November 28, 2011

I've got a question for you...

What were these people thinking?  It is a great concept.. building community and concepts.  But the execution on this video leaves you thinking "....what is going on here?"  If you watch at around 45 seconds in, the main guy, Wes.. decides to take a 40 foot fall by jumping off a hill.  Why are they running up and down a hill, and then jumping down it.. how does this relate in any ways?  I don't think he's moving by the time he hits the bottom of that hill.  He just lays there.. limp... lifeless.

All that aside - the other guy,  Max, has a awesome handlebar mustache.